acting like a big boy and keeping his diapy dry

It’s weird that everyone will now know where she lives. It isn’t a risk that I would personally take. I hope her deal with Two Trees includes security.

Richard Simmons took a lot of shit for the work that he did. I’m not surprised that he stopped wanting to be everyone’s performing monkey and butt of the joke. I’m nowhere near his age and I’m already exhausted from having to deal with people and the world in general so I really can’t blame him for wanting to hole up…

accidental double post, baby elephant penalty.

Armadillo is my mutant superpower.

She’s hatching an egg. Leave her alone. Lizard people don’t replenish themselves.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

I want one of them to explain how GPS and satellite television work with a flat Earth.

Wait...this necklace doesn’t make sense? The pieces are the same! They won’t fit together in a way that makes sense!

Fun Fact: Bees can literally become inebriated with fermented nectar. You might just be running into drunk ass bees.

In recent years it’s always been a wife but there have been plenty of times when the first lady has been the president’s mother, sister, niece, etc.

Ivanka going with her dad to see that fallen SEALs family was so inappropriate, considering everything. I hope she cries herself to sleep at night.

I actually just thought “well at least someone’s revolution seems to be working” and “they aren’t the only inmates running the asylum” back to back, so I’m right there with you.

Well, it appears to be working for that fucker in DC who just swiped The Constitution.

Dear Rest of the Planet and It’s Leaders,

California doesn’t need the government’s money, the government needs California’s money.

Did you not read the article? She does actively support his beliefs and did actively campaign for him, going back years. Stop projecting.

Thank you for this. A woman isn’t lacking in agency just because she’s making decisions you don’t agree with. I might concede that she’s in over her head, but to cast her as someone so blank that she can’t muster up the power to make her own decisions is a disservice to both her, and other women like her. Just because…