I wish you could get 2 liters of it.

For me the good alternative is Mountain Dew Kickstart. I particularly like the Pineapple/Orange/Mango.

I think that is still how it is.  Unless your professor is an insane control freak... 

It sounds like this professor is an all-around control freak prick.

And that is the core problem.  Unequal treatment and presumption of guilt. 

To be fair my butthole is a natural gas energy source, so....

Well, that was the question wasn’t it. To fuck, or not, the nut.

BD Wong is a busy, busy man. You can’t turn around without seeing him in something lately. 

They sell nachos at theaters.

Best and most sensible reply.

My take:

It is a 30 year old dress code so.... hippies?

You can try Texas. Bless your heart. You have the stupid down-pat and can stand toe to toe with us.

The school is defending itself saying it is not the dreadlocks he has to remove but that they have to be trimmed down to not exceed a maximum length just like any other hairstyle. They say that the policy has been in place for all hairstyles for 30 years.

I am sensing you don’t like the guy.

I should like this show. Well, except for that they have Josh Gad in it (which is always a negative). But otherwise it seems like I should like this show.

There is virtually no path he has ahead of him, optimal or not, which does not result in him being a wealthy man for his entire life.

Oh, c’mon now. What rubbish.

I like living with my spouse and, in fact, we tend to be homebodies precisely because we both like to be home alone together.