'tis time again to use my fav gif.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING MARK I AM SORRY YOU ARE WORKING TODAY I WILL BRING YOU SOME TURKEY WHEN IT IS DONE. Also, I will not text my ex today. I will not do it.

I'm starting by saying I'm sorry for insulting your loved one, but he is an idiot. Overweight lady here, almost fourty, six months pregnant. So big bad start here, but my baby is fine and as healthy as can be (all the tests say) and so am I. No high blood pressure, no G Diabetes, no pre-eclampsia. So it is possible…

I'm just gonna say it: I dislike bacon. It's overrated, and looks like an infection.

Neither Johnny Walker nor Jack Daniels is bourbon. I get the idea that "spirits writer" was quoted about aged spirits in general and not just about bourbon.

Mark...did you just make me like Garth Brooks?

I imagine that some pro Darren Wilson fans are probably also Garth Brooks fans. This sends a pretty powerful message.

Finally... something he's in that's worse than Green Lantern

Best laugh I've had all day. Especially because it's the best non-evil trolling I've seen & would cause my own Catholic father's head to implode.

Oh look my people!

I think I love them!!!!

I cannot explain what makes me so happy about this picture; the alteration of the sign, the crazy man grin on the dude on the right or the "mischief is about to happen" grin of dude on the left. I think it's all of it, yup, all of it together equals gold

this is so fucking adorable

They are ADORABLE!

Whenever I see this photo, I think, "these are the guys who are the life of every party even though they always kinda smell bad".

just once I want to stay in a hotel with a homosexual lobby. I hear they are FAAAABULOUS

WE HATE THE DUGGARS!!!!!