My guess is he hip-checked him with his gargantuan bulk. Or, perhaps he trapped Cruz’s arms and legs in his own ridiculously oversized David Byrne cosplay get-ups. Or maybe just made like he was going to punch him, and by the time Cruz un-flinched, everybody was gone.

The tide goes in, the tide goes out. You can’t explain that.

Yep. Also this.

When the fuck did I say “Muslims can’t help it” and what the fuck is “it” supposed to refer to?

The sexual slavery of conquered women and children is not “un-Islamic”; these rules of warfare come straight from the Koran.

the upshot is that there were multiple failures in policing of sexual assault because police and politicians were afraid of seeming culturally insensitive if they went after the Islamic men involved.

You know what, on the face of it this story makes me very sad. Her last days were just filled with terror and rape. But what I have learned from the many cop supporters on Gawker is that you can never take a story at face value. She could have been a willing bride and those were not rapes but sex between a married…

Think of a wonderful thought.... any happy little thought....

That episode now threatens to blight the one thing about his mayoral reign that most townies agreed was a positive.

By that logic everyone should wait 10 years for Destiny to finish it’s 10 year plan and then buy it when it’s releases the actual definitive edition. Until then, everyone should just shut up and accept greedy and ridiculous pricing schemes.

Did you just read the headline... maybe the first paragraph... and then come down here to comment? The actual complaint is all spelled out up there.

Terrible decision. I want to play with a person who lives with me? Better get another XBone, and hook them up on a decent TV. Uh-oh, I only have one HD TV in my house. Guess I’m not playing it with family or friends AT ALL.

So Gay marriage is pretty much like regular marriage? Got it!

“he told me the bible says its okay to poop in your hand then eat it but i’m not allowed to read so idk”

How oddly appropriate that Snyder has chosen to leave behind him a trail of tiers.

When Dan Snyder, Horse Fucker, was reached for comment, he could not come to the phone because Dan Snyder was too busy fucking a horse, because Dan Snyder Fucks Horses.

Obigatory.