This a thousand times.

Now if we could only know the amount of debt to subtract from that number...ohhhh, we can’t because he is hiding that number by not releasing his tax returns.

It’s hard to reason with racists because most don’t realize they’re racists. They just think their racist impulses are “common sense.”

This make sense to me. I usually don’t eat all day, just drink coffee in the morning, and then eat one large meal for dinner. But if I do eat lunch for some reason I go back to my desk and immediately fall asleep in my chair.

Then he should have build the arena using his multi-billions, instead of soaking the taxpayers. Fuck subsidizing billionaires.

Especially if you have kids...tan is a no go.

But who really cares what people who are dumb enough to piss away thousands of dollars on a common rock think.

This...a thousand times this!

Diamonds are the biggest scam purchase in the world. If the woman you want to marry is the type that must have a diamond ring...you really shouldn’t marry her. Marry someone smart instead.

Cat Stevens is a feminist...he knows that doing laundry isn’t “women’s work.”

I just set up a youtube channel for my son...he’s 8 and his first video consists of a logo animation for his channel name (Dark Phoenix) and a very shaky 7 min video of him and his friends swimming. I’ve never seen him so excited.

Cause they’re nerds/geeks so they can’t get a date. Get it? Soooooo funny. HarHarHar...

RV campers are the worst. They show up early, (as they are typically retirees) take the best most picturesque spots...and then proceed to never leave their fucking land yacht except to pile trash outside.

It seems rare lately...but sanity pulls out a big win!

My son watches DanTDM, who as far as I can tell has gone pretty mainstream. He’s got shirts at Target and an action figure line. Also I’ve seen some kind of DanTDM online game for kids advertised on cartoon network.

Yea, that motherfucker just up and disappeared.

It's man-spreading! Get it right next time Hitler!

He was off by a bit. Still, Murphy was a registered republican who donated the maximum to Romneys campaign, who then switched parties 4 months before running against Allen West in 2012. He’s a corporatist moderate republican, running as a democrat, with the full backing of the DNC.

The fact that Sanders kills Clinton when it comes to the independent vote somehow leads you to believe he would hurt down ballot races? What planet did you say you were from? You really seem to have the circumstance reversed.

This needs more stars. A lot more.