Trying to prove slavery was good thing - with statistics! That’s what we call stupidometry.

“Your child needs to come with me for a bath.”

Remember that this is not Melania, it’s the clone they grew in the month that she was “in the hospital”. The real Melania has become just another skeleton in the Trumpenfuhrer’s closet.

So many whiteheads, and not a brain cell among them.

And the crime is not wanting to get pregnant - or an STD - for lunch money.

I’m not surprised they feel that way. Back in the day, it used to take me two hours to erect a facade before I would go out to the bars. Might as well just stay home and get blotto.

He makes brilliant, life-affirming films that happen to be animated. What the fuck have you ever done, troll turd?

This clip just reaffirms that though Miyazaki-san is an absolute genius, he’s not the kind of guy you would probably want for a father. And if you read about how he reacted to his son’s first directing job, you know what I mean.

The fact that the article is offering life advice from a man who killed himself is not relevant? Now THAT is Kafka-level absurd.

But she’s VERY health conscious! After all, she used saran wrap as a condom when she screwed Jesse James while he was married to Sandra Bullock [I read that somewhere. Unforgivable]

Needs a new title. May I suggest Rosanus?

They should never have put that brain-damaged slag on in the first place. But oh, how will the Trumpenfuhrer spend his (whatever night the stupid show was on) nights now?

Hahahaha! He wants a fair hearing! That’s what he has spent half his life running away from, amiright? And if he doesn’t think it’s fair he will... run away again?

The Trumps are America’s preeminent crime family, and that’s why the Russian mob loves them. Birds of a feather. 

Of course not! She’s only sorry that nobody said her name for 30 seconds, a tragedy that has now been remedied.

“we’re expected to believe that she’s the kind of person society deems irretrievably unattractive”

Recipe please? That belly looks to die for...

“Your laptop is one of the most expensive things you own...”

“Your laptop is one of the most expensive things you own...”

Apparently supply was exceeding demand and driving down the prices, so they released a few. Simple economics.

“It would be vastly more efficient, and more importantly, much cleaner, than current methods of energy production”