China is - of course - pottery. I prefer Corelle.

China is - of course - pottery. I prefer Corelle.

Absolutely! Small crimes will get you put in jail, yuge crimes will make you President.

Yes, being disrespectful IS a crime - often punishable by death without a judge, jury or trial. Haven’t you been reading the papers?

Stay tuned for Brock’s pardon by the Trumproach.

I once informed a friend that my cat’s name was “Nip-tah, which means Golden Princess of the Sun.” “In what language?” my friend asked. “In the secret language know only to me and the cat” I replied.

How can this be news to anybody? At any sort of forced detention facility for boys, anywhere, any time, there will be buggery and torture. You can bet on it.

People are the worst.

Strange how things have changed, isn’t it? Milton Berle used to wear a dress in the earliest days of TV, and nobody gay-baited him for it or frowned at his unrealistic image of trans people. And Jackie Gleason’s constant threats to beat his wife in The Honeymooners were also OK.

Python had many busty babes on hand (one of which became Michael Palin’s wife I believe) when they needed them for a scene. The drag parts were all absolutely intentional AND hilarious!

That looks like it could easily be converted into a sex toy. Weekend project?

Not a particle of pity, and certainly no pity party like the one you are throwing. The mouthpiece that distributes the fecal bombs is worse than the anus they came from.

Along with the Catholic Church, their pipeline to Jebus.

If you are attacked, the best thing you can do with your keys is to release the Kraken.

I disagree - if the races had been reversed, the black man would have been killed on the way to jail, if not sooner.

It is entirely appropriate how Rump maneuvers women into doing terrible things to other women. It dhows just how much like Manson he really is.

Only a person desperate for attention would wear something that gauche.

Moral: do not put yourself in the way of the Harkonnen fist.

It was just a joke because it does sound like the kind of thing he writes, but for the record: the book you are talking about (and I was thinking of) is called Choke.

I suspect that Rump murdered Melania, but I don’t really care, do you?

Posting revenge porn while employed at Planned Parenthood? Isn’t that the plot of a Palahniuk novel? I think it was called Squirm, or Writhe or something like that.