Aim to masturbate for about 20-30 minutes every day...

The problem is that when you give a person any amount of authority, even a tiny bit, they become a Hitler of exactly that size.

Amazing, this guy is such a greedy self-entitled idiot, I can’t believe he’s not from Los Angeles.

Not hilarious. Disgusting and terrifying. You have to assume that this kind of stupidity and pigheaded stubbornness is what led to the Civil War.

About Trump’s blaming of the students:

He’d probably have said the same thing about Marie Curie.

Hey, it’s only rape. OK, bound rape. All right, all right, bound rape of a 13 year old. What’s the big whoop?

From Movieline back in 1996: On the subject of being accused of molesting his adopted daughter, being denied custody of his adopted children and being tabloidized for over a year. Woody Allen said, “It’s been fun! It’s been fun being the bad guy in the press!”

He’s standing on the shoulders of great scientists who went before him - and is about to jump off, onto his face.

What a sensationalistic bunch of junk this article is. Newspapers and magazines have paid ads galore, but that’s not the reason you shouldn’t buy them.

What a wonderful year 2017 is! We have been treated to some many lovely examples of the worst America has to offer. The Land of the Free Where the Judges Belong in Jail.

HAHAHAHAHA! He was a motivational speaker?! No crazier than any of the others, and just as willing to take all your money for advice you could get from a fortune cookie!

Really? You think she deserves no blame at all? She’s 16, and her actions pretty predictably resulted in the death of her parents. I think I got a slice of the blame pie warmed up for her.

I suggest that this boy be allowed to learn his lesson by doing a lifetime of community service. Without his eyes.

“It doesn’t matter if it was consensual”

She DID take it to the dry cleaners, several times as I recall. It was only when prompted by that friend of hers (whose name I have fortunately forgotten) that she stopped wearing that dress and started treating it as evidence.

I am in awe after reading how 98% of black women voted for Doug Jones. Together you are strong! I am not black, or a woman, but I cannot imagine anything you beautiful people could support that I would oppose. I am truly happy to have lived to see this day.

Cleary the Trumps did not cast valid votes for a reason: it would have violated the contracts they signed with the devil.

At first glance, I thought the idiot had turned on the microwave with his head inside. I would pay real money to see that!

So we lost Franken (he deserved it), kept Trump, and will probably gain Moore. Brava.