“Houston ISD, Texas’ largest school district, canceled classes Friday so students can celebrate the Astros’ World Series win”.

It’s always nice to get some baseball takes from Marvin Lewis.

I don’t condone cocaine use at all. Shit is BAD for you. So don’t even try it, because it is indeed fucking awesome.

I know for a fact that John Daly is an American who has certainly been affected by many Hurricanes.

When you stop your war on the poor class traitor. You 20% wanna-be’s that constantly turn your back on the working class in favor or tax cuts for the wealthy and trade-offs for you that keep your bottom line secure are actually a bigger enemy than the 1%. They are few, craven, and easily led. You motherfuckers are…

If Joel Embiid can ever stay on the court, he’s got a chance to claim that title belt.

he tried man, he tried.

hot water take

I guess some people will do anything to get the taste of Genesee out of their mouths.

This is bullshit. There is no good - journalistic or otherwise - coming out of watching leaked content like this. All you’ve done is reward the hackers.

It’s almost like his point is that there a lot of shitty QBs that have NFL jobs,instead of trying to run down the list of people who own teams or what a single team’s depth chart is at QB.

Timebomb by Old 97's

When it comes to cleaning stainless steel pans...

32-year-old Steven Marks

Who fucking cares? Susan Collins and her ilk can take turns taking principled stands to provide 51-49 votes on bill after bill until we’re all knee deep in ocean water, glowing from the nukes, and all our neighbors have been deported or died of preventable disease. At least Susan and Lindsey will be there to tell us…

Also, let’s not get distracted from the fact that Mitch McConnell is a fucking asshole.

Let off some steam, Bennett

Personally I find sex jokes to be quite humorous

i really dont want you and burneko to turn deadspin into my 4th of july family barbecue