Oooooooh, just north of oracle?! Sounds pretty rough, Ghostface.

Honestly, you should lose your account. You’re responsible for some of the dumbest shit I see around here.

Jesus, RamboWillis, you’re even fucking dumber than I thought.

Few years ago I was at Austin City Limits fest, Pearl Jam was headlining and Perry Farrell came on to lead a cover of this. Was good.

I wash my hands in the shower because I jerk off first and need a step between that and "apply shampoo to hair."

I got BIT by a ladybug once. Surprised the piss out of me—I didn’t even know that was possible. They’re still pretty ok in my book, but know that they’re sneaky bugs and y’all shouldn’t get too comfy.

It's at least possible this is because they didn't like you very much.

Look, I feel you as a Houston native, but you’re clearly going over the top here as everyone else’s criticism is pretty spot on. I like Houston, but it has glaring flaws.

Yeah I yelled at someone just a few minutes ago who obtusely almost closed his umbrella around me after I'd been dodging it for a block and a half. "You do know it's not raining right now, right, asshole?" His response: "it is a little." Sack-o'-shit.

This is dope AF. Y'all doing yeomans' work today. I used to have a burner acct but I don't remember that. RIP Phife.