Wow. Never seen a Jordan impersonator pull off both 23 and 45 simultaneously.

Proving that no one has more experience handling foul balls than an old Athletic supporter.

Typical of soccer to have an important match decided in a shootout.

[Sees last Instagram post]

Never forget that rich people are terrible.

Pfft, that’s nothing, I've stuck people with far worse.

-Ray Lewis.

I like Jose Bautista quite a bit, but apparently I like him getting punched in the face even more.

Listen, and understand! Preston Garvey is out there! He can’t be bargained with. He can’t be reasoned with. He doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until you help that settlement!

why can’t you read

It’s really the best way to crown a champion. The team that was the best thoughout the season won the title...not the team that got “hot” at the end of the season.

This is why Nate Dogg sang on his tracks.

So tragic, another Dolphin getting caught up in the net.

If we were raised in different towns (and preferably if you drank darker liquor) I think we could have been friends. If it makes you feel better Song 2 is a joke too; just go with the organ Blues or find something new. I still think the Rangers and Stars probably have the best goal-scoring motifs. Rangers is a fun,…

Ohh Ohh let me try?!

Nice one, Leno.

I know it is a different time, but I think what is said on the ice, should stay on the ice. Should he have chosen a different word? Sure, but honestly it doesn’t matter at all. Too many sensitivity meters are running at 99%. A hockey rink is not your cubicle.

Go back over there.

At least the fans’ wrist shots were more accurate than the Flyers were.

This makes me [sic]

...where both Bo Ryan and Bruce Pearl cut their teeth.