You’re not just thinning the value of something you’ve already got by applying it too often and too far, which is currently the case across the temporal board.

There sure were a lot of words and letters in this. The author is good at putting lots of letters and words in a group.

I know these letters and most of the words, but I can’t tell what they are trying to say.

For 10+ years, I’ve been stating that my first born will be named D’Brickashaw. With that child due literally any day now, my wife is very much against it. But this timing is so perfect. Now she has to concede.

Mike Catapano doesn’t stand a chance.

Not the first time Ferguson has panicked over a head shot.

HamNo on Deadspin is the ultimate punchline, smdh.

...“he finished last in the 40-car field March 5 at Las Vegas Motor Speedway and failed to qualify for the season-opening race at Daytona International Speedway.”

I think we’re both taking shit for our less nuanced compatriots. Most of what you said makes sense. You implied some of the shit I said, but yes I probably projected some too. Mostly I was just pissed you made me think about Ott. Upshall’s twice the player at a third the price. If Ott returns and sends him to the…

Not the first time Duncan’s left someone barely breathing.

Oh no. Now that marriage may not work out.

I love how deadspin always refers to black athletes as “fun.”

Seems like an unfair advantage, given that Chimera had three heads.

“I’m so glad I recorded this.”

“Hey, great win out there.”

Given that this guy’s got a shirt on, how sure are we that he’s a real Geordie?

This is such bullshit.

"Its cool to talk about me all day any day I find with that, I can take a joke .. That what I do joke, but I didn't see the point of that."

I think he just ethered the English language