IF he doesn't publish a memoir called “D’Brick by D’Brick” then we’ve completely lost our way as a nation.

She's legally obligated.

I was going to attempt some sort of John Nash/Beautiful Mind joke but instead I'll just say great article and everyone have a great weekend!

Sorry I got lost after the 47th hyphen.

Bob Fenley: “Here, let me spice up that pizza you’ve got!”

From what I understand, the CBA says only the past 18 months can be considered for repeat offender purposes. So if it comes out seemingly low, that may be why. It's a shame this is part of his game, he's one of the best pure skating defensemen I've ever seen.

He certainly moves closer to Torres-ville with this one. A lot of times there was at least some kind of provocation, but this one was just a hockey play. Just came up on yahoo might be 6+ games. Can't argue with it. I think he's done for the regular and he'll sit one or two playoff games. Not sure it's appropriate,…

Well, lots there I didn’t really say but okie dokie.

Oh, and the nose isn't the skull, genius.

This deserves more stars

They could suspend half the league and your chucklehead team would still be golfing early. Keep ranting about dirty play and signing Ott’s checks.

We get it, you hate hockey and you're (I hope for your sake) a college freshman taking your new sweet arguing powers out for a spin. Good luck with midterms, brah!

Beads?

Speaking as a professional bikini inspector, I agree this controversy is silly.

Shoot with more conviction

There's no way Nice B isn't also a rapper from 1991.

This is funny AND educational!

Jeans wearing Geordies everywhere approve!

Esteban was a moron, broke way too early for turn 3. Notice that Alonso doesn’t shake his hand and actually shoves him away a little. But even backmarker idiocy cannot beat F1 safety engineering.