I don’t see a problem.

Smoky, barrel-aged Kinja

“Based on the D.A.’s office decision not to pursue charges against Mr. Kane, the NHL has concluded that the charges are unfounded.”

The wings fan paid tribute to his hero by being easily handcuffed and left defeated on his back

Great, now we get to hear Yost drone on about his accomplishments.

Since I was a teenager, it had been a rollercoaster ride of shame and justification ...

If only Bradlee was still around...

Yes, yes it should. +un

What do you mean the Jets won? The Colts were HUGE favorites!!!

Moved to the Bay after growing up in Chicago here, and I fully second that.

Patrick, you have just learned what Chicagoans have known for years: Lincicome is a bag of farts that somehow gained sentience.

As a beer league forward, I agree that there’s so much ambient noise and yelling going on at all times during an average game that it takes a second to realize when somethings going on behind the play. I once had an opposing player go into the boards kind of funny and didn’t move right away, and I had to bark and…

That’s terrific. +3.55 GAA

Your years of service have not passed unnoticed. +1

“Von Miller” sounds awesome in excited German.

If someone told me to seek out Vermin Supreme, I'd head for the nearest Pizza Hut

I agree that only the gloreeee boy argument is keeping him out. Even though I always thought his antics were absurd, his physical gifts and ability to impact a game were unmatched.

Nice to see the Phily MENSA chapter letting off some steam

Quickly?

Not really, this is just proof that Mark Messier did 9/11 and Hiroshima. Jet fuel can’t melt steel skates