It’s amazing that the NHL was able to fall ass backwards into producing an entertaining ASG this year. I wonder what next year will be like without an angle like Scott. 3v3 got old quick, it’s not bad for settling a regular season game but an entire night essentially void of the defenseman position doesn’t really feel…

This could be a video Daily Double for “what image stalks Gary Bettman’s dreams and causes his night screams to wake the help?”

I thought ignoring a Fight Club was what you were supposed to do.

Things got worse when it took 20 minutes to convince the medics that he was really hurt.

Maybe he would have avoided the linesman if he wasn’t such a Wideman.

Is that from Jim Tomsula’s new book of maxims?

Just don't drive angry.

Actually it’s ESPN, so more likely toddler tears and hooker hide were exchanged (official currency of the Worldwide Leader)

PoopBalls ‘16

How he even got gas to agree to go out with those driveways in the first place...

I second this wholeheartedly.

Bills fans across the nation are solemnly digging for buttcheese tonight.

My only question is, what made you choose that username, Mr. Bettman?

I knew putting Jim Nantz in charge of the All-Star Game was a bad idea.

3. Finally get a 4th tire for the Datsun

Have they done a “When you realize the authorities know you like molesting kids” ?

x = +1

How many times do you figure he bought oregano before catching on?

when in reality punctuation marks cost a dollar each and I said hey thats not cool but i had a dollar left over after I bought all that k2 so here.

Well that's one that's gonna fester.