Fox News: Where cooler heads are chopped off.

At least there's ample seating and short lines for the salad bar.

So much excellence in these comments

That's fantastic work. +1 look what you made me do

Pretty sure I found Rep #2.

You're having a good day. +1

The odds must be astronomical for having twins that look like Darrelle Revis after a vasectomy.

His invitation to the R Kelly Poker Showdown is unaffected.

“You know, my friend Tom Brady is the best. He’s a good boy. Who’s a good boy? Tom’s a good boy! And is coat is so shiny!

“At least he gets to leave the stadium when deactivated...”

Why is Garrett Anderson allowed to vote?

His team doesn’t want him to quit, but they’re getting really tired of him referring to them all as “The Mechanics”

It's the odd janitors that I worry about.

At least since the last time an NCAA board meeting was on TV.

I like that.

Maybe also bring in the Cyberball exploding football as well.

Robust, girthy Kinja.

Yes. Have some juice and cookies.