Or whoever is supposed to edit his stuff.

Also, “Crunchy-sock Twitter”

Which brings me to the first point: Show me a man who would prefer sex with a doll over sex with a real woman, and I will show you a man who is ill-equipped when it comes to getting a real woman off.

I couldn’t close my eyes with that thing staring at me from across the room. Otherwise, it would be good for carpool lanes.

Let’s see what the lone USSF full time scout says about Messi

I come to Deadspin for the sports. I stay for the Haisley burns.

This is one hell of an article. ‘I’m not saying this game was fixed, I’m simply going to present one-sided evidence to indicate that it was for the team I’m constantly slamming.’

It’s weird to me that people believe a) the Patriots are huge cheaters who were caught cheating by the NFL, and b) the NFL rigs games for the Patriots. It’s not unlike believing that the FBI nailed Hillary for her dangerous and flagrantly illegal e-mail server, and also that they secretly were trying to sink Trump’s…

To the people who will say “he’s only one of a few police who feel this way...most police aren’t racist”

“Jokes on you, Robby. My wife has a nut allergy, which is why we can’t even have sex anymore.”

Lol. OK. GB Positions, Ranked

YA FACKERS HATE US CAUSE YOU AIN’T US

OK enough is enough. I need a full ranking 1-10.

“Do you know why they call me Big Ben? No really, I keep forgetting.”

If you’re not batting leadoff in that kind of lineup, it’s just slightly worse degrees of “ick”.

That’s because you’re a cool dude

These comment sections get weirder the longer people are snowed in.

Makes sense. Pedophiles, I believe, are beat and stabbed at the highest rate of any group as many inmates are parents themselves. I would’ve assumed that’s what you meant.

I’ll just tell you what happened and save you the trouble.

I’m sure Trump’s team will say this is all a big Nothinglisberger