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“They’re too immature.” - Man who at 39 got drunk, crashed his car into a telephone pole and then fled into the woods.

I live in Pennsylvania. When I wanted to volunteer at my kids’ schools, I had to take a three hour mandatory training on spotting grooming, sexual abuse, and what to do if you even think its happening.

MSU shouldn’t be allowed to have an athletic department anymore. If you fail to maintain a safe environment for your students for more than two decades, you lose the right to participate in college sports.

I found this exclusive video of Boss Todd leaving Heinz Field for the last time.

Sources say it was this moment, when Haley randomly pointed to the crowd and asked “Hey, isn’t that one of the women who have accused you of something?,” as the breaking point.

Scalabrine held it all together.

How much money is she borrowing to be Educated but basically the same stupid at the end of the day?

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

Friends, Romans, Negropeans....

This is nice, especially all the signs for Williams:

Jesus, this killed me.

He’s been getting plenty of reps in at Chuck E. Cheese.

Whatever, Albert. Let’s see you look cool while trying to shoot a 55 lb. basketball.

Well I’ll be goddamned. Good on you boys! Now keep it up.

“One week later, it’s hard to decipher what was definitely true, exaggerated or outright wrong in Wickersham’s piece because, unlike with peak Halberstam, it wastes too much time on nonessential stuff, like the opening Brady-gets-pissed-off anecdote (that happens every year, by the way)”

Hopefully people read the entire article because there’s an all time simmons paragraph where he compares the people in the Patriots scandal to the characters in Almost Famous, which sounds like something you would make up if you were trying to parody a simmons article.

She really was. She was 8 years older than Granddaddy and he would say “she ran circles around them young girls and before I knew it, she was pregnant with your momma”.

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