Then they wonder why they can’t magically make you orgasm every single time. And before you say anything: this is a real problem and I had guys stop seeing me for that reason. So it really happens. A lot.

One time I got in a fight with a boyfriend while he was inside of me. That’s when I knew it was really over. I was like I need you to get out of my vagina and my apartment.

Sorry that happened to you, but your co-workers sound awesome!

At first glance, I was like, Why would you bake cupcakes for someone to let them know you want them to be miserable? I mean, you deliver a nasty insult, but then they get to eat the cupcakes.

A one line email, he was studying abroad in Egypt:

“You like to talk about fishing, hunting, snowmobiles, and ATV’s too much for me. I would rather talk about books. We don’t really have anything in common.” - 12 year old nutmegcinnamon to a boy

I always have to use the line, “This is a decision I’ve made; we’renot having a conversation.” Because lord knows I've had people try to talk me out of dumping their dumb ass.

Where are the “I think I’m gay” scones?

“We come from two different worlds” which I actually used to break up with my high school football defenseman boyfriend. I had been a nobody in our class until suddenly of of the most popular guys in school decided he liked me. I was a quiet nobody and I liked it that way. I just couldn’t feel comfortable in his…

I really like that first cake because I could eat a bunch of it and be left with “I think I love you” which would be nice.

“I didn’t rape her. Want Proof?! Look at this completely unrelated incident, that is in no way similar to mine.” - Dr. Luke.

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I want to put a catheter full of fire ants up his pee hole.

Actually, I was thinking that maybe the chef assumed they were two straight women who couldn’t find dates so they went on a date together as friends, and then the joke in the context of a zany hibachi chef would have been meant as “teehee ribaldry” instead of... you know... deeply offensive.

Yeah. Like I bet this guy legitimately probably thought he was being funny and was going to get great tips. I hate the guy for the gross comments, but almost feel bad for him for just NOT having social skills?

I’m definitely, possibly, nonplussed.

I think she’s stunning, but even if I thought she was hideous, it wouldn’t occur to me to spew racist abuse at her.

Eating the Other is a great analysis of how things stay the same despite this yearning for “more diversity!”.

Because when you don’t live among racists it is genuinely shocking. I live on a little lily white island of the UK mainland that had a load of grandmas knitting a “Welcome to the Island” banner for the Syrian refugees that were sent over here. And it was great. Also there was cake.

OK, I literally don’t get this. Are her lips supposed to be unattractive? Her perfect skin? Her adorable nose and excellent profile? So confused.