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I’m Buddy Holly and I’ve got my whole life ahead of me!

I find that trying to open the door mid-flight works very well.

So, being respectful, considerate, and clean is considered a lifehack now?

In their defense, he did do that.

“That’s two Steve Urkels and no family on a show called Family Matters!! How the fuck does that work??”

“This was supposed to be a blue collar Cosby Show, and Urkel turned it into goddam Quantam Leap!”

You’re not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior decorator.”

So, is this sponscon or what?

Is there a reason for all the snark or are you just in a bad mood?

I’ll be honest, I’m not sure what the target of the snark here is supposed to be. That Don John wasn’t actually good? That the show’s idea sounds unoriginal? That it’s a self-evident joke that Joseph Gordon-Levitt has “directorial flair”?

I read the article and I still thought it was a weird joke that didn’t land.

Keegan-Michael Key is a national treasure

Mad TV was referenced more times in this article than anywhere else in the last twenty years. 

I sincerely thought that was an old photo of Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio at first.

I support the return of dark-haired Rose Byrne. 

What’s the going rate for copy/pasting a press release and adding one or two descriptive sentences?

I’m so excited for this series!

Yes, but how was anyone from AV Club to know that until someone from Yahoo! “News” read the interview in Men’s Health and then posted a summary of this part of the interview with a headline enticing enough to get someone from AV Club to click on the article?

This was...many months ago, right?