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Wait, excuse me.

Uh... There’s already a Channel 5 (https://www.adultswim.com/streams/channel-5).

not literally, but i presume foxx’s character isn’t meant to be the 53 years old he is IRL. 

I like these articles that are blow-by-blow descriptions of videos and then I watch the video and it’s exactly as the article described it!

True story, my godmother worked on that movie he did with Steven Seagall. She has nothing nice to say about Seagall (shocker), but absolutely loved DMX. Said he treated everyone well, was professional, and funny. I always had a high opinion of him because of that.

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220,000 people to see DMX at Woodstock 99.

After seeing the list including The Equalizer, Magnum P.I., One Day at a Time and MacGyver, it took me a second for my brain to realize that #23 was not Manimal.

We can shut it down folks. The worst take of the day is here

The dude made an entire documentary on heckling just so he could harass people who didn’t like Son of the Mask.

He’s really not. You just got X’ed, my man!!!

, how has he not been cast as Jeff Bezos in anything yet?

Not that it will prevent AVClub to regularly urge its readers to financially support Amazon, of course. Any good deals on Amazon lately ? Anything we “won’t regret dropping money on” ? Any particular commission G/O Media may get if we enrich Bezos at the expense of his slaves ?

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it was a little odd that the media’s biggest takeaway—particularly in an interview with a great Nic Cage story—was a sort of non-story about what happened (or didn’t happen) with Watson on a movie set almost 10 years ago.

Hey, we’re all having a lot of fun here, but you can’t make fun of the company press release using a hackneyed Star Trek reference when you wrote that first paragraph.

Let it all out, man.

Probably no recasting; maybe Rich Little is available, though

I bet Zach Snyder loves the way this site obsessively covers him and Justice League over everything else on a daily basis.

In fairness to the Simpsons...the AV Club doesn’t really cover ANYTHING, anymore.