In related news, Jessie Spano is back in rehab after losing her thirty year long battle with caffeine.

I’m sorry — are you asking them to read their sources?

Well, 50k is a lot though. Makes sense Trump’s enablers are more upset about the loss of followers on Twitter than they are about the loss of lives to COVID.

Technically, he was NOT her teacher. He goes on in the Twitter thread to explain that he did NOT have her in class, and his point was that if she HAD been in his class, she may have learned things that could’ve lead to her being less of a shit person later in life.

My mother read mine, and I’m still pissed off about it.

They’d better figure out a damn good explanation because in real life you’d never see a scenario where 15 years pass and four friends don’t remain as close as ever.

“He [Larry King] also helms the weekly political talk show Politicking With Larry David...”

but that answer about the Sorting Hat is one of its most potent observations

pfft, next you’ll be saying that there’s no place called zamunda.

Sweet jeebus. Who cares?

how exactly does someone who writes:
‘The Harry Potter books describe a stark moral universe’

then get so flabbergasted by:

“Has the Sorting Hat ever been wrong?” Spartz asked.

I look forward to the inevitable argument between Clarence and Sweets about whether or not Clarence ever met Barack Obama.

Final Confrontation!

Last of the Summer Wine is the longest-running live-action comedy series of all time.

Pedantically, “longest-running show” should be quantified by number of produced minutes of content, not number of episodes or number of seasons.

Ahh the AVclub, where they’ll “snark” about a directors comments about a streaming service (which doesn’t have HDR, atmos, isn’t available in on all platforms, has been broken for months on others) and ignore the important parts of an article. Like, executives brazenly ignoring contracts, looking to cutout profit…

That screenshot looks like absolute shit. Like CGI from 20 years ago. Cowell especially.