Don’t forget to make sure that the screen is pointed at the front of your face, where most people’s eyes are located.

So the way to watch something is to tune in to the station it’s on, at the time it’s on? Man, we are really scraping the bottom of the Clickbait barrel.

The show will include the whole original cast, which includes Amy Poehler, Rashida Jones, Aziz Ansari, Nick Offerman, Chris Pratt, Adam Scott, Aubrey Plaza, Rob Lowe, Jim O’Heir, and Retta.

You son of a bitch, I’m in.

I know that expecting continuity is silly but I still remembered that Bart learned French when he was an exchange student way back in season 1 or 2..

“I can make that real blood, you little punk!”

WU-TANG!

Here’s a better pic of Bakker:

I invented my own group for super geniuses.

It’s the fact that these “geniuses” still use facebook that’s the real giveaway here.

“I think that lately, the tone of the Newswire has been a mish-mash of snark and then earnest outraged concern that only highlights the contributors’ own biases.”

The fundamental issue is that this site doesn’t generate enough revenue to pay skilled writers with nuanced perspectives. 

Have to say, the tone of this article seems weirdly condescending and neutral towards the Auschwitz Memorial about what seems to be a quite valid criticism and concern they’ve raised. I’m not normally one to get in an uproar about the fictionalising of history in what is clearly a work of fiction, and I’m not gonna…

Yeah, I work in the broad field of ‘memorial policies’ (ie., how to talk about this kind of stuff) and that type of thing is harmful. You don’t need to make shit up to make the Nazis look like evil people. Like, if you decide that you need to come with worse things than Auschwitz, the subtext is that you don’t think…

There is a certain callousness to looking at all the horrific shit that really happened in concentration camps and saying "naww, we need to come up with some new shit."

But definitely nominate Raising Arizona.

https://www.miracle-ear.com/

I was born a few years after Fantasy Island went off the air, have never seen it, but I still get it as a reference. I could see how maybe Gen Z is out of the loop on it, but yeah, “nobody knows what Fantasy Island is” just seems like another snarky tepid take from post-kinja AVClub.

I know how humor works, though, and that wasn’t it.

I need almost complete silence to fall asleep, so I feel this!

Should he have received more than one Oscar nomination for his single role?