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really, I thought IGOR was amazing,one of my top 5 of last year.

Costa Rica?

Don’t worry. Your bartender drinks the cheap shit too. 

That Pitt and DiCaprio WTF was a treat:
Pitt: “I’m just trash mag fodder, I dunno, my, uhhh...’cause my disaster of a personal life, probably. [Laughing]”

Dear Salty: My server was attentive and responsive to my needs and now I am mad about it.”

“Dear Salty: Someone overheard my obnoxious bitching in a public place where I had no expectation of privacy, and now I’m being a being petulant child about it.”

Teri Garr is stunningly beautiful in Young Frankenstein. 

I still miss Madeline Kahn. She was the best.

A pregnant waitress already got more than the tip.

“This site got worse only over the last year” is quite a take.

I’m surprised by how few lists mentioned either Big Thief album that came out this year given all of the love they’ve been receiving in other corners of the internet.

neither Big Thief album being on here was definitely a surprise - I like Two Hands more, but U.F.O.F. seems like it was tailormade for an AV Club reader!

IGOR

Didn’t make it to the end of the review, eh?

The closing number, “Bees (Not The) brings down the house.

The Wicker Man is already a musical.

I’ll see your Todrick Hall, and raise you a Titus Andromedon:

my permanent motto for this is simple:

do you own a shirt that says “Genius At Work”