On the other hand, if you were raised by parents who instilled in you a crippling guilt complex and inability to self-affirm, you can sometimes turn to /r/AmItheAsshole to have people with a better compass than you for whether or not you are an irredeemable piece of shit reassure you that every single thing you do…

It’s not news. It’s Great Job, Internet!™®.

This is news?

rude of the email of the week to make me cry tbh.

What else are you going to do?  Work?  

Anyone who describes themselves that way is a guaranteed 100% asshole.

“learned of the videos”

I think you mean MAGAnificent asshole. 

so you’re saying this basically suffers from “sequelitis?” we want the same thing, only a little different. do the exact same jokes again (b/c we can’t think of new ones & everyone remembers the old ones) but bigger & louder...& with different costumes & a few new characters. & let’s make it years after the original. i…

I would bet it’s a glorified Youtube channel. In this day and age it’s much harder to find a team that doesn’t have a Youtube/social media presence, amateur or professional.

Peterson finished with 118 yards rushing on 23 carries, and he fumbled on the two yard line

I’m sure the indigenous peoples of America are happy to have their slow, agonising genocide and loss of home put on the same level as the cancellation of a sitcom.

The Astros and Yankees are likely better than the Nationals, but so were the Dodgers.  They’ve certainly got good enough starting pitching to win.

Watching Vinny Testaverde Jr. complete a pass to Joe Horn Jr. would be the most XFL 2 thing ever.

“...they are huge investments.”

I feel for the kid. My first pick 6 in high school was foiled by an offensive lineman running me down. Not a good angle, he straight up caught me from behind.

“ability"

This comment is like the tl;dr version of the actual article

The real idiotic thing here is that Che HAS been going after Simons, but the dreadful, smugly twee way this article is constructed made that almost impossible to discern.

To be fair, Hughes wanted to take this occasion to showcase a character of his we’ve sadly been acquainted with for the past few years, “Blogger Who’s Nowhere Near As Clever As He Thinks He Is, And Would Really Just Be Better Off Covering Entertainment News In A More Straightforward Fashion”.