What this list kind of looks like is:

did we learn nothing from Ken Bone

Cool photo illustrating this story. It’s not, of course, of any airport in the United States. #journalismism 

Fun, related memory...

Reminds me of one the best exchanges from A Hard Day’s Night:

I was walking to my seat at Camden Yards, hat on, toddler and diaper bag in hands and the anthem started playing. Before I could let out a groan, this old Fox News patriot hag immediately smacked me on the back of the head and told me how offended she was that I wouldn’t remove my hat. She then proceeded to tell me…

Not for nothing, national anthems are pretty ridiculous in the first place. Having to stand and honor it ahead of every sporting event (or say the pledge of allegiance before a meeting) is downright bizarre. 

I’d have cold feet too if I had to play for the Raiders.

Evergreen link.

Mark my words, it’s going to get real bad.

It’s 1999 week at the A.V. Club.

I must have been on the cusp of a cycle or a no-hitter during my entire baseball career as a kid because none of my teammates ever spoke to me.

What’s even worse is that a string broke on the world’s tiniest violin.

50,000,000 basement dwelling trolls can’t be wrong.

I keep meaning to make a Dead Letters Bingo board, but I never sit down and do it. Some obvious inclusions:

Sorry but Airlines are not the business hill I would choose to defend. Saying people shouldn’t book these tickets because they are taking away possible seats from other passengers is ridiculous in a business that regularly over-sells seats and punishes paying customers based on this practice. When airlines start…

I want to like her, because she does have a beautiful voice, but she is among the least creative people on the planet.

How the fuck am I not on this list

I’ve gotta think they’re going metric in this case, but I get what you mean. 

Didn't it happen in Paris? Why are the Brazil cops pursuing this instead of the French?