There was an episode of Bob’s Burgers where they sign unathletic Gene up for a scam baseball camp run by a guy called the Duke of Diamonds. The promo video had various nerds and weaklings taking feeble swings at pitches and then cutting to the same shot of the ball soaring over the fence.
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From the article:
If you don’t remember IMMEDIATELY after stepping out of the gate. Forget it. As soon as the next load gets on the airline DGAF about your lost whatever. They’ll never find it. What’s more, is it’s probably been claimed by another passenger. Your phone, laptop, wallet? All gone. Forever. Don’t even bother.
According to baseball’s unwritten rules, Bauer now has to throw at himself in his next appearance
Funny how the guys who make the biggest show of shouting about how FACTS don’t care abut your FEELINGS are always the first ones to throw a gigantic temper tantrum when they don’t get their way. I wonder if these two things are somehow related...
It’s also neat that he’s the first player to start a game and earn the save.
“After the O’s used nine actual, professional pitchers”
My suggestions for the end
The cat is both on and offsides until the video replay is confirmed.
Wearing “Tactical UV Lenses”.
can we please stop pointing to goddamn polygraphs like they mean anything? might as well call in a phrenologist.
He’s gonna be crying, alright, when he discovers that ‘polygraph’ doesn’t mean two chicks at once.
that’s a jerk-off station
I honestly can’t tell whether this is just the most Captain Obvious reply of all time, or whether I’m missing a joke.
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His classy “fuck you” to Dan Nainan will always be my favourite Maron moment
Hmmm...
Barney ripped my leg off and ate it
I’m glad you were able to finish your meal and get your birthday cake and presents in peace.