You just don’t appreciate how hard it is for most people to look like idiots when it comes so easily to you.

You do it a disservice by calling it a sentence. It’s at least a sentence and a half, overdressed for the occasion with a few loose appendages slapped on for good measure.

Another infuriating, stark reminder that abusers don’t fit any specific profile, they’re everywhere. Apologies for apparently being one of the few commenters who don't find this funny.

“Worse even than the score was how Tiger moved around on the course, frowning constantly and bending gingerly and grimacing and stretching.”

“Dear Salty,

But without Spy Kids Tracker, I won’t know when the next Spy Kid’s movie comes out.

my wife and I were both woken up at a hotel in Denver by a girl screaming in delight (think the scene in Forgetting Sarah Marshall) but neither of us knew the other had woken up. The next morning she said “did you hear that girl? It really turned me on, I wish you’d been awake.” Damn!

My downstairs neighbor in my last apartment was an approx. 50 year old divorcee, whose boyfriend would come over on the weekends.

I think “Roommate while you’re in the room trying to sleep” deserves a separate, higher entry.

Who cares what you were when you were 29? Zlatan just seems like a tool here.  The better player right now is the better player right now.

I wonder what his girlfriend think about all th.... hahahahahaha, sorry couldn’t make it to the end.

That sentence defuriated me.

If it’s in the fridge it’s fair game. Thug life

He also claims it was character assassination, which implies he has character to assassinate.

If I was commenting on this article, then I would be commenting on this article

Herman Moore wasn’t exactly a bum. Led the NFL in receptions for two seasons.

Yeah, Emmitt Smith was a fantastic back and you degrade your argument by belittling him. Smith not only was a great runner but a great pass catcher and blocker as well

“The Real Woj Bombs are made by the great men and women at Northrop Grumman” 

HE HATES THESE BOTTLES!!! STAY AWAY FROM THE BOTTLES!!!

At least post a REAL samurai.