"They did what to my genome!?"

Bulldogs and Boxers are fucked, too

More evidence:

SORRY. NOT CUTE ENOUGH. I NEED A DOG MADE TO MY EXACT SPECIFICATIONS.

Pullleeease. The world's cutest dog owns ME, and is worth eleventy hundred billion dollars.

Look, this dog is cute. Of course it is. But a quick search of Petfinder.com shows that there are over three thousand little dogs available for adoption in Los Angeles. You can't tell me that one of these dogs isn't cute enough for Paris Hilton.

(of course never because breeding is awful and health problems and shelter dogs need love etc etc etc etc but STILL. OMG.)

I just adopted a shih-poo from a shelter and he is WAY cuter than that animatronic cotton ball.

Co-freaking-signed. My shelter pup (who is a legit "designer" dog that was kicked to the curb by his first family after they purchased him from a puppy mill) raises all four paws in solidarity.

THEY HAVE EYES NOW?!?

I have kept pet rats for approx. 10 years. I've had rats bigger than this dog. No kidding.

+1.

Nope. THIS is the world's cutest dog. Also, Paris Hilton should not be allowed to own animals.

For fuck's sake, just buy a Guinea pig.

Fucking stupid. My pup cost $60 bucks, is a clumsy fool, and a wonderful addition to our family.

This is all kinds of horrible. "Teacup" dogs. Online puppy mills. $13k for a dog. But the worst part is now I have to follow Paris Hilton's Instagram because OMGAH this is the cutest dog ever (avatar excluded of course).

I'm sure it's a super healthy dog with absolutely no issues.

That's not a dog. That's a rat with a blow-out.

On behalf of all of the shelter dogs and all of the strays, and this poor little dog, too, I weep.

Right? RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!? I guess it's okay to kill kids after they're born.