Another wonderful example of why I elected to skip the whole greek thing back in college. I still haven't seen any clear evidence that not joining a fraternity was a bad idea.

I am a regular girl who does poo, but I was under the false impression that Lilly Pulitzer-wearing, Southern sorority girls don't poo. The misconceptions are being shattered at breakneck pace today!

I love the fact he's trying to cover it up with kitty litter sand that isn't there.

#TheCrappening.

Aren't sororities always going on about how they are made up of classy, refined young women and so on? And that's their excuse for denying membership to pledges of color? Because they don't meet their impossibly high "standards" of how a sorority lady should be? Really? REALLY?

"It's also worth noting that the health counselors for this screening were on the right side of the issue: at both this and the last screening, they told her not to worry about her weight unless it reached the cutoff, and even then to pay more attention to the blood work than the weight number. If health care…

IT JUST MIGHT BE YEAH.

State Name : Obesity Ranking : Poorest Ranking

Mississippi, 1 - 1

Oh man, this fits the theme of weird turn-ons...I found that whole bit where Michael wanted to force Dean to be his vessel (describing himself as an "angel condom") incredibly....arousing. Can't even put my finger why, but that theme was really doing it for my sick little mind that season.

Ok. I'm a 5'10'' Latina and I like tall, skinny, frail-looking men (my color or lighter, sorry!). I like the thought of overpowering men. Meh. On the other hand, I wouldn't turn down a muscular, strong-looking man. I would tie that fucker up real nice. He has to be taller than me, though.

My biggest turn on is baseball style T-shirts on men. I don't know what it is, but I cannot handle it. I think it looks so good.

Happy trails. Man sweat. Speaking in a foreign language. Juggling a soccer ball. Driving safely. Knowing how to start a fire. A well placed curse word. The band of a guy's boxers sticking out slightly from the waistline of his jeans. Shirt sleeves rolled up to the forearms. Assuming I want queso and ordering it…

Wahlberg/AntiVaxMonster and Simpson/Ross? How far we have fallen. Anyone remember the weekend in 1984 that saw the following weddings: Bette Midler/Martin von Haselberg, Jamie Lee Curtis/Christopher Guest, Sally Field/Alan Griesman, and Olivia Newton-John/Matt Lattanzi.

People who plan their weddings on major holidays are the worst. THE WORST.

I know, the current "solution" is not great. A lot of my favourite commenters and some of my "real" friends are in the greys, so I don't want to just avoid the greys completely. Also, it's still somewhat flustering when someone responds to me with a disturbing image — when the one who was in this thread did so, I…

It was bad enough to look at abuse gifs in the first place. It was worse that Gawker prioritized the privacy rights of abuse gif-posters over its loyal readership. It was even worse that Jezebel's response was to relegate broad swaths of its loyal readership (*cough*especiallyme*cough*) to second-class gray status, as…

I married a bacon, tomato and cheese sandwich and a box of shiraz.

You'd think the whole "pending replies" thing would have gotten rid of the porn/torture/offensive GIFs. Is there any plan in place to deal with this in a more substantive way? Because I'm real sick of this shit.

I have friends who got married on Labor Day weekend a few years back. Do you know what Labor Day weddings actually are? A way to make people spend even more of their free time on you. That was a Thursday night through Monday afternoon ordeal.