Fur coats just look ostentatious and "try too hard" to me.

Looks like she feels ashamed of wearing some dead thing.

I'm pretty sure I got the worst ever solicitation on okcupid. It was, "Do you have any fetuses?"

I thought Adam Levine was a major douche after seeing him in about two episodes of the Voice, way before most other people called it. So I feel so validated now :) My suspicion that Benedict Cumberbatch is a major asshole has also been verified(he's a major life-is-so-hard-for-me whiner).

If you are legitimately trying to learn you could try Googling.

What, you're telling me women don't like to be addressed like they're the subject of a scientific experiment? Who knew!

Lol, dude, the joke was only ruined for you because of your niche understanding of how to construct neologisms. For overwhelming majority of the population, the joke was LOOOOL! FANTASTIC!

Nah, leogarchy is a much better version of the joke. It sounds better, and one can decipher what it means right away without needing any knowledge of which part is greek vs. latin (which 99% of us don't possess).

What is Latin for "wet blanket"?

Yeah, the one thing people rarely take into account when they start getting mad about this type of stuff is that it's actually not the worst reaction to have when something large is suddenly in front of your car for your brain to go "wait, I need to slow down and assess the situation, apply the brakes." You don't…

"You're My Fantasy," "Lock the Door," "Whatever I Want," "Forever Love" - if a woman was writing this shit, she'd easily be called a delusional psycho.

Usually, harsh sentences are merited because of heinous conduct, not a goddamn accident. When did Jezebel start entertaining the prison-is-your-medicine crowd?

None of this would have happened if he hadn't been speeding either - or if he chose a car, or didn't put his kid on the back, or that slut mama duck didn't run off with her bar back boyfriend and not even leave pizza money for those baby ducks.

Um, in a negligence case the negligence of the victim is absolutely relevant. There is a world of difference between saying that a woman wearing a miniskirt is inviting a violent crime and saying that when you are alleging that one person acted negligently and caused injury to another the contributory negligence of…

Well not exactly.

I agree. It was intense. Giving this woman life in prison, when a kid in TX got no jail time for a DUI because of "affluenza" is intense.

Hi! Motorcycle rider here: when you ride, you ride like everyone around you is trying to kill you, you ride at a speed where you can safely swerve around debris, broken down cars, animals, whatever may end up on the highway that running into will definitely kill you. This man was speeding grossly and therefore was…

No, she shouldn't. This happened in America. The purpose of prison time is supposed to be three-fold, A)To rehabilitate. B)To protect the public. and C)To dissuade the convicted individual from re-offending in the same manner, knowing that they could be punished in the same way. What it is not meant to do, is be a…

I just puke at the way the world worships this phoney. The Vatican is about as genuine an institution as a Hollywood studio or the Pentagon: powerful moneymakers/moneymovers who need to get the masses on their side.

Um. A headless fattie? Really, Jezebel?