we adopted our beloved nibbles from thus shelter. And as a native Denverite, fuck this guy. We love our pets here, so haters can gtfo.

Humanity will never deserve dogs, and yet they love us anyway.

Me too, so I tried to focus on the tiny guy in the background at 1:14 who appeared out of nowhere, wearing the same striped shirt. I'm imagining that being his soul walking the fuck away while saying "I'm outta here...see ya, asshole" and it makes me less sad.

He's obviously a horrible person but I honestly had to stop reading so I could laugh at his name. Daniel Sohn. He's clearly not as honorable as the karate kid.

Fuck everyone who abandons an animal. Do those fuckers not realize what domesticated means?! Oh right, they don't give a fuck. This motherfucker is one of reasons we need a registry of animal abusers.

As a man who takes pride in trying to grow a beard and looking terrible, that is so not a beard. It's just terrible facial hair. On Toni Braxton, fuck that. That's an absolutely deplorable thing to be okay with if you're a religious person. "My God punished an innocent child because I had an abortion at a…

I really really find is hard to feel bad for rich people. I am not saying that rich people can't have terribly traumatic childhoods and suffer from any number of personality disorders and what have you but have all that, a cheating husband, 4 kids and survive on less than 30k a year and then maybe I may feel for her…

I've said it before and I'll say it again: How you get 'em is how you'll lose 'em.

You in danger, Leann....

It should never be a quid pro quo, and it's ok to have hard lines. With my dickbag ex, I was firmly against anal of any kind. Didn't like it, didn't want it. He used this against me many times throughout our relationship, even going so far as trying to gaslight me by telling me I was screwed up and neurotic and had…

Tori, I've said it before, please please bring back Craft Wars and abandon this.

I'm guessing the writers haven't decided what stuff yet. They're crowdsourcing the answers.

I'm totally all for trying new things...and if you don't like it, stop. If you like it, go for it. But yes, not a bargaining chip to keep the relationship and don't do something you don't like doing just so you can throw it back in their face in a therapy session.

"Cool band name!"

"I did things with you that you wanted me to do!"

She should ask her bf to go on a double date. I think that would be fucking hilarious.

its not obvious, huh?

It would be different if you said "i find it unlikely that a guy wrote this." But you seem to honestly believe that no man would ever be willing to admit this at all. Many men are willing to open up about sexual shame. Just because it's not really socially acceptable for men to do so doesn't mean nobody ever does or…

Not really. He was a coward who was treating me like shit, leading me on and he didn't want to be with me. I found all of this out and I ended it with him. I'm not sorry for finding out that someone had found another flat and was going to move out and leave me stuck with all of the bills. Fuck him. That was nearly 20…

Any comment on the internet can be true or can be fake. Most of the time we'll never know. However, these kinds of stories ring true because they match up with real life experiences. It doesn't matter all that much if it's true, it's a jumping off point for conversation.

No, macho dicks do, indeed, turn into snivelling spineless wrecks when someone takes their sense of entitlement, folds it up so it's all sharp corners, and hammers it up their rectum. It's HILARIOUS to watch.