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Okay, fine.

He may not be racist, but what he said was racist. Just like all that stuff you said earlier about black names being soooo hilarious, and black culture being so amusing.

You missed something here - you're assuming saying something racist implies "is racist". In our world that legitimatizes, encourages, and normalizes racism at every turn, everyone is entrenched in racist ideas. The mark of someone not being a racist is about them acknowledging the racist ideas they were raised with

Which is frightening because you have to THINK about it. It's ingrained in you subconsciously by the culture and it just comes out.

I can always tell who's not following the show, or who stopped with the classic series

It's Harry Fricking Potter!

Nope, you are the only snowflake at that party.

multi-part mini-documentary

Seriously, sooner or later it's gonna be, "for a nominal extra fee we'll let you disembark."

Even worse, I bet that cat is a HALF-BREED MUSLIN!

That cat's no "asshole." I'll admit it's hard to tell if he's an atheist or a muslin, but he's clearly part of "The War on Christmas."

But wait I thought he was a pimple-faced loooooooooser!!

The wife (white) of my boyfriend's cousin (Indian) was once asked this about her son (whose skin color is closer to his dad's):

Holy Fuckballs! This would make a great Lifetime movie.

I lived in Tucson in the 90s, with lots of graphic designers and artists as friends, and it was well-known that the last company in town you would want to work for was Lisa Frank. They had a perm-ad in the local paper the whole time I lived there. Also, anyone who would name their kids Hunter and Forrest Green are

One of my biggest pet peeves is how many of my males friends brag about intentionally fucking up chores. I had a science teacher who said the first week he and his wife moved in together he intentioned put bleach in the wash and ruined all her clothes so she would never "let" him do chores again. This was not a unique

People always saying those pooches strutting around in their short skirts are just asking for it. Cats just being cats. Well I say, enough is enough. Instead of teaching our dogs how to avoid being swiped at, how about we teach our cats not to swipe? Pooches and pussies that respect each other equally. There we go.

We've done that. MrChicklet puts the white lights on the inside of the tree to illuminate its fullness, while the multicolored C9 lights are closer to the outside. It looks awesome that way.