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No. Sitting on the couch in sweatpants eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on lightly toasted white bread with a glass of milk while re-watching the entirety of The Wire on a Saturday afternoon in January while it snows outside is EVERYTHING. This is just a cute celebrity child.

That jacket probably costs more than my car.

God, please stop worshiping celebrity children.

They can be potty trained...mine uses a litterbox in his cage. I have to clean it out twice a week to keep fresh. Have a 2nd litterbox I bring out at "playtime" so he doesn't have to go out of living room to reach it. But he has little turd accidents sometimes, but they're hard pellets. He is trained to nibble my

bunny's moves reminds me of this...

What he's doing is actually called "binking," (well, the jumping part is) which makes it even cuter! It means they're happy. My bunny does it all the time.

I think it's all about timing - with anyone, really. I was lucky to find him when I did, as was OP. You're pretty lucky too to have him hang out with you by your car! He does go out of his way to give every fan a good experience. I know girls get the fangirl tag so easily applied but should you run into him at a bar

Seconding the "God, he's such a nice guy." He is one of the few musicians I've met where my opinion of them has improved upon meeting them. He's 100 percent not faking the nice guy routine...he's just a nice guy.

I accidentally groped Andrew McMahon full-on in the junk while he was crowd-surfing one night. I figure some fans would do that on purpose, though.

Oh my god my high school self is SO jealous of you right now

Whoops, I didn't read the first paragraph carefully. I always just assumed groupie = big fan, I never thought of it as a sexual term at all. Andrew McMahon and I are both straight men, and he's happily married with a child on the way, so an interesting conversation, a handshake, and picture are all I got out of it.

Now playing

Ugh, now I've started watching old youtube videos of him performing. There goes the rest of my evening. Look at that smile at the beginning of this video. That's a pure, unadulterated love for life that's impossible to fake. He almost died of cancer when he was in his early 20's, and he came out of the whole ordeal as

He's a REALLY great guy. I've met him briefly after two of his shows, but those were always with other people hanging around and wanting to talk to him. The bar encounter was the best, because it was so random. I didn't even see him sit down, because I was focused on my food, but as soon as he spoke I recognized his