Toshi Station was notoriously in the Buk-Kaké district.

Forty plus years of slash fics suddenly snap into focus. I see it now.

I’m a bit sick of the routine at the cantina. Every night they just throw jizz in your face.

Han came first. 

Han: Sooooo Luke, what’re you into?

Luke: Oh, I absolutely love jizz! When it comes to aural pleasure, nothing beats jizz! In fact, I love sneaking out to the clubs at night and ingesting as much jizz as humanly possible!

Han: ...

It looks like Disney has prematurely shot its wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so it looks like they have something of a mess on their hands.

Honestly, listening to modern era Howard really does confirm for me that the way he was portrayed (yes, by himself, I know, as both a writer and actor) in Private Parts was probably pretty damned accurate. He was playing a character, or at least a heightened version of himself, for ratings. Then he became the King of…

i always found he had a sweetness and humanity behind the edgelord crap, it’s just that you needed to listen to hours of him to get there. he’s also, deep down, a colossal nerd.

Respecting Howard Stern’s opinion is somehow the most surprising development of recent months.

absolutely, far and away, one of the weirdest things i’ve ever heard.

What the fuck? “Don’t talk about how much you love your wife in case your ex hears” is certainly a take, I guess, especially from a man who has never married. Strong incel energy to be honest.

More quality copyediting from the site that’s had “Poitrot” in a headline for nearly three days now.

I’m still trying to parse the first sentence of this review. But anyway, I never thought the Wick movies really deserved any kind of deeper analysis or lore coherence; the intended point is “lots of cool action scenes” and I’d cast a wary eye at anyone who actually cared about this nonsensical world’s lore.

Part of the problem is that George Lucas isn’t a particularly good writer. Sorry, it’s true. It’s no coincidence that the best movie in the series wasn’t written by him.

Why do we keep trying to explain the force when Yoda did so perfectly in Empire?

So what I get from these reviews is if you haven't seen Rebels, you may have a basic understanding of the narrative, but you'll have very little investment in two major characters you haven't yet seen, and haven't heard many specifics about at all.

that final scene is the first time I’ve ever felt like anyone who hasn’t seen the show would be at a serious disadvantage, and I’m sure the next episode will provide the basics for them.

This is just such a weird thing to get hung up on, reminiscent of this site’s reviews of Fargo which insisted on making a big thing of whether Mr. Wrench in Season 3 was the same character as Mr. Wrench in Season 1, when there was literally not one single reason that anyone could possibly question that.

He also has to grumble about progress and oversee constant murders on his behalf. It’s super nuanced.

I was hoping at the very least 25 of those 30 years were spent with a functioning Republic and rebuilding Jedi, even if spinoff adventures were happening. Their lives just feel so miserable and for nothing now. The EU had similar issues but still kept the mains alive (besides Chewie) and Leia and Han get a grandchild…