Why would his first assumption be that the dude died? If your friend is late to lunch, is your first thought “shit, he must be dead?”

That’s his initial reaction, which is perfectly reasonable.

Did you have to go full asshole on him at the end of your reply?

Asking for a friend?

The Kotaku NSFW fishhhh how i missed you old friend.

Remember some people really don’t have anything in their lives more important than being good at a game, though.

You aren’t a good player if you can’t counter Dad Builds

Damn my man, you’ve got some strong feelings about something that probably wont affect you in any possible way. Lighten up.

Game are hobbies 

Oh yeah because games should only be for the hardcore people.

That’s amore!

Gotta admit, in a story involving three baseball players and their wives, I did not think an overwhelming majority would have reasonable opinions. 

Not more racist in itself, certainly, but the crows were around more in the movie, whereas the moment in that song suddenly spiked the racist meter in an otherwise relatively-innocuous (and bad) movie.  That’s what I meant by whiplash there.

That song remains the single weirdest suddenly-racist whiplash moment in the entire Disney catalog.  

So, so very racist. But I loved it so. They’d have to change the whole song, not just the accents. The Asian-tinted music is also unacceptable now.

The original, spaghetti scene aside, is no classic but goddamn it, stop already. Just stop.

Without going to the youtube page itself, the title is truncated as “Why the World’s Best Mathematicians are ho...”. I was amusing myself trying to figure out what the rest of the sentence was and all I could think of was “... homeless”.

Way to drop Kobe into a discussion of far better players that he has no business being in. You really forced it in the backdoor — just like Kobe!

He’s the best basketballer/rapist of that decade, though. First team for sure.