Why would his first assumption be that the dude died? If your friend is late to lunch, is your first thought “shit, he must be dead?”

That’s his initial reaction, which is perfectly reasonable.

Did you have to go full asshole on him at the end of your reply?

Asking for a friend?

The Kotaku NSFW fishhhh how i missed you old friend.

Remember some people really don’t have anything in their lives more important than being good at a game, though.

You aren’t a good player if you can’t counter Dad Builds

Damn my man, you’ve got some strong feelings about something that probably wont affect you in any possible way. Lighten up.

Game are hobbies 

Oh yeah because games should only be for the hardcore people.

Gotta admit, in a story involving three baseball players and their wives, I did not think an overwhelming majority would have reasonable opinions. 

Way to drop Kobe into a discussion of far better players that he has no business being in. You really forced it in the backdoor — just like Kobe!

He’s the best basketballer/rapist of that decade, though. First team for sure.

Kobe Fans Have Beef with Well Done Ranking

Yeah, I think they do great work, I just worry that there’s going to be huge layoffs once the VC fountain is shut off.

I was not aware of this. Guess I have to sign up now, I always love bringing old material to a new audience.

They do have a comment section...?

You forgot the best story on his path in this tournament: he smashed so many racquets here that he was down to a single one (1!!) for the final. Tennis pros change racquets very regularly during the course of a match, and the fact that he was gonna try and get through the final with a sole functional one was basically…

Giri and blogs about Nick Kyrgios, name a more iconic duo

Bo Bichette Had A Perfect First Week As A Blue Jay