Well, that worked out. Right after he scored the massive deal, he drops off a cliff. Couldn’t happen to a nicer franchise, except if it was the Yanks.

It’s outrageous that an increasingly livable city is being plagued by these terrorists, decreasing quality of life for everyone.

Yeah, but fuck you and your kids.

Given his age and complete lack of physical fitness, he was probably the most senior and wanted to do it. 

I have one question about the e-bike crash: Why did they pick the fattest, least agile cop at the scene to ride it back to impound?

Well, he’s on it all right.

“Why is this guy celebrating that someone got hurt? Especially a police officer?”

Don’t worry, the silver car will be cited with failure to yield to an emergency vehicle, and the black car, well it’s a black car so they’ll probably just plant some crack on it.

5 HRs and 5 runs scored. Got on base (at least) 7 other times and none of the other puds on his team could bring him home. Look at this shit!

Y’know, I’m starting to think this guy might be pretty good.

They are both the actual record.  The first is for at-bats without a hit, and the second is for plate appearances without a hit.

They aren’t the same, so they both could be.

I stand by my theory that there is a finite amount of ‘Chris Davis’ baseball ability in the universe and it is currently being used by the A’s Khris [sic] Davis

Remember in the days before guaranteed contracts, when you’d have a guy like this, and you could just take him out back and shoot him?

Or, on a more positive note, that was also a contender for the goal line save of the year. I keep watching that clip and just can’t fathom how no part of the ball didn’t cross the white line.

That one guy had the right idea just hovering the thing all over making most of the screen visible on short term peripheral vision memory.

Another ‘live action version of an animated classic’ that’s no doubt going to be about as off-putting as Dumbo.

When did Marvel start making movies? Huh, I might have to check these out.

I just re-edited all of them. I have seen maybe three of these movies.

I believe that is what they show you in hell.