Forgot this happened on my birthday last year. Given this news, that was the best birthday present ever for me as a Pacers fan. I hope his career never recovers from the ACL tear. He’ll totally get the Derrick Rose and Kobe Bryant treatment. And for that matter, Darren Collison, Lance Stephenson and Avery Bradley…

I know a lot of people reading this story are going to bring up Kobe Bryant..... but shooting 2 free throws with a torn achilles is a whole different thing.

This isn’t to take away from how great Zion is, because he is unbelievable.

Honestly, i was already sold on buying the game.   They dont need to say things like this.  Take my money already.

“Is that going to corrupt my morality somehow and turn me into a strange person? Because that seems to be a thing that happens.” I think he’s talking about Notch. 

Nah, I bet these kids were raised by kangaroos, who are famously shitty animals.

You’re alright mate, you’re alright.

They’re 9..... Just pick’em up off the car and toss’em into a pond, or a bush. It’s Australia, that would totally fly. The children are the descendants of convicts, let the wildlife of Australia have them. Drop’em in a ponder or river, Salt Water Crocs and bull sharks baby. The bush? Well, get ready for a Brown or…

“After the two girls got into a fight about cigarettes and abused an elderly lady.”

Traveling to places outside the tourist destinations is the best way to learn of and from America in general. And not doing it as a fly-in fly-out this is how real Americans feel report. I’ve spent the better part of a decade as a tour guide, crisscrossing every corner of this country multiple times, averaging…

One of the nicest ballparks I’ve ever been to is a minor league park. I think it was for an exhibition game since the Red Sox were in town, but that was a helluva day in Baltimore. 

Hot take: The roommate’s reaction to the pun guy was 100% warranted. 

Cousin Eddie:  The College Years

I had a roommate who was such a worthless degenerate. Someone else in the apartment moved out, found this guy on Craigslist, and I didn’t have a say in it. Motherfucker didn’t even have a bank account, which should’ve automatically disqualified. Anyway one time, I come back from a week’s vacation, to see this guy’s…

First: two people living off of six thousand dollars a month is considerably less than most of the public sector jobs you cited. Especially considering that the amount they make from Patreon is before taxes and don’t include benefits of any kind.

That’s my plan. My fiance gets government healthcare because she’s on disability, and every few months she has to jump through massive bureaucratic hoops as they continually try to take it away from her (which will kill her).  I work in the games industry where there’s little-to-no stability, so putting her on my own…

I mean you’re not wrong.

Good for them. High on the list of folks who deserve to cash in on their work.

Let’s see what the cast members of Kill Bill are up to now!