I really wonder how limited Anne’s mental scope is, because I’ve read many accounts that strongly suggest that Alex is a pretty good businessman with a serious knack for numbers.

I’m sure Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod have much better conversations:

my boyfriend would like you to know that i took artistic liberties with my portrayal of him here

Pretty sure they’re busy still trying to figure out what how many points the Bills lost by.

As a Bills fan and Taylor supporter, I can assure you, they’re not ready to give up on Peterman...

Intangibles. His grip on the ball is intangible, for a start.

More like he’ll need Poise because he just wet the bed.

But Lauren, you’re forgetting his POISE! You can’t teach 6'2" and POISE! That boy is POISE-on!

My favorite one of these has to be Bob Allen.

Sliding into your DMs like ...

Just to add to how ridiculous this ad is, our protagonist is watching a Dota video in Windows Media Player.

Just another example of Southerners getting banned from the mall after bad behavior with teenagers.

Also what is with these losers calling people who won’t sleep with them “sluts”?

In his mind, he’s “owed” women because he was rejected in the past, probably because of his shitty ass attitude.

I had a woman parent. Can you imagine how embarrassed I was, worried my friends would find out?!

Damnit, there goes my gamer-cred. Totally out the window!

You shouldn’t have told us you have big boobs. Now, by law, you are no longer allowed to play video games. Sorry, but apparently those are the rules.

“This used to be a god damn community of gamers, nerds, kids that got bullied, kids that got fucked with, kids that resorted to the gaming world because the real world was too fucking hard, too shitty, too lonely, too sad and depressing,”

...the same sluts that rejected us, the same sluts that chose the god damn cool kids over us...

“The same sluts that rejected us, the same sluts that chose the god damn cool kids over us.”