The Blue Jays fans outnumber M’s fans 5:1 nowadays at Safeco.

Love the coloring work, but some of these ladies appear to be suffering from High Vagina Syndrome.

“The rock was actually at the top of the mountain.  

Aw. I’m just as fascinated and excited about fraternal twins, so your dad wouldn’t let me down, lol.

I can’t believe I watched this. I feel like am going to be on a list for watching this.

I’m an Old so I’ve never heard of these people, but I am admittedly kind of fascinated by twins. I have always wanted a twin—someone who was just like me and would be my best friend. I have a clear memory, despite being old enough to know better, of asking my mom to give me a twin sister. (I would have happily…

I think it’s because they have all been abused by Jake Paul.

When you and your sibling have no real talent or skills, but you know you can appeal to the internet’s love of twincest.

They failed their baseline tests but escaped before being decommissioned.

I’m curious why all these kids have such dead, lifeless eyes.

I hear ya, buddy. Age forced me to retire on time from my elementary school basketball team. The technicalities will mercilessly rip your heart out.

Reminds me a lot of my softball retirement announcement—I was recently divorced from my wife, which put my position on her company’s softball team in no small peril. Several weeks after the season should’ve started, I called the team captain and asked when we were getting together. He haltingly told me that I was, you…

Is it a Maryland basketball attendance joke? A B1G fans BMI joke? You decide!

Weird that they’re fighting over a chair when there are clearly ample seats available.

The oil patterns in professional tournaments are exponentially harder than what a person would find at their neighborhood alley for leagues. The general line of thinking is to take a local league bowler’s avg and then subtract 40 pins per game and you would get an approximate pro equivalent (i.e. 220 avg. league…

I was friends with a guy for a while. Our common bond was our kids and sports - not an uncommon thing for friends formed in adulthood. Then I saw him posting racist things. I saw him posting anti-gay things. I saw him posting things were against my beliefs. And he is no longer my friend. If I had known all these…

The walk away while the ball is still rolling is the bat flip of the bowling world.

It should also be noted that Aubrey is a girl’s name

A few years back Bill Nye debated Ken Ham, of Creationist Museum fame. I remember one of my close friends posting a link to it on his facebook about the “intellectual beatdown” that was about to occur. I had known him his entire life, was confident he was an intelligent man, so felt no issue with posting on his page…

Denying evolution is almost quaint and nostalgic in this era of Trumpian malaise.