I’m glad he’ll be in a game that has a good fighting system.

What are they worried about? That fool can’t melt steel beams.

Or was it a false flag?

I would love to see a commentator breakdown that awesome awesome play.

I look forward to Batman showing them where his parents where murdered. Also I wonder if it counts if Splinter’s middle name is Martha for Batman to become best friends with the Turtles.

The only reason this article is written is because nobody at Deadspin gives a shit enough about baseball to write about the Blue Jays.

I was reading this story an hour or so ago, in the waiting room for my therapist, who specializes in gender, sexuality, and their intersection with personality disorders. I showed this to her and she just got a confused look on her face and goes, “yeah, that’s a stumper.”

So a teenage girl pretended to be a man in his 30's on the internet.

Yeah pretty weird to be like “Ah I was just a kid when I was emotionally manipulating people into sending nudes to me.”

She really doesn’t seem to address the abuse and coercing these women to send naked pictures. A lot of “I felt trapped” but not a lot of “I was really shitty to these people for no discernable reason.”. The deceit isn’t the worst of her actions, but it’s the only one she’s addressing.

this article kinda bugs me and it’s entirely petty and i completely and fully acknowledge that yet here I am posting it.

To be blunt, I don’t respect someone who would say racist stuff because they had a bad night. That goes beyond awkwardness, especially when he does it again after someone tells him to stop.

That’s why I only play online with my real-life friends. I already know they’re assholes.

For me it’s less about trust (I do not trust many people) and more about respect. I play well with people I respect. If they do something to lose that respect, the effort that goes into supporting them as a teammate or partner feels wasted.

Yeah, I’m starring in a Scorsese film there.

went with the hella boston accent on the last sentence, eh?

I honestly wish Deadspin would stop cross-posting this stuff from Kotaku just so there wouldn’t be so much useless“Vidja games aren’t sports, NERDS” in the comments.

did you just have a stroke at the end there?

Get dat fetus, kill dat fetus

Very sad that Brap Brap Pew Pew wasn’t featured! Connected with me on a spiritual level.