your old coach sounds like he doesnt know how arms work

Remember what it was like being young and in shape? I was young and in shape once. It lasted for about an hour, but that was a good hour.

Incredible play, especially because she was at the net when the play began. This video alone should swing a scholarship.

Then check out a close-up of the most important part

Check out Evan Turner’s reaction on the Portland bench after he sinks it

All aboard the Giannis MVP Bandwagon!

Watching Giannis on/off the court is one of the few things that still inspires joy without caveats to the unguarded, non-cynical side of me. Truly, he is a freak in that regard.

Ortiz isn’t that bad. I enjoyed when they talked about the Dodgers and asked him how old he was in 1988, and he said “Man, I’m Dominican”

David Ortiz is my favorite baseball player of all time so it pains me to say this but...yeah. He’s dreadful.

A-Rod is a surprisingly good analyst. David Ortiz is quickly sliding into the “Shaquille O’Neal on TNT” role.

Ben Reiter is going nuts right now (For those that can’t see it, this was the cover of the June 30, 2014 issue of SI)

Fuck the Yankees.

“We cannot coexist with Nico going forward.”

Death rains from abrrmpf!

Next update: Medic can fly.

I like him. It’s not always easy, or defensible, but I like him.

Blocked. Blocked. Blocked.

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: “there’s actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron”

Another day working at the AV Club museum. People keep asking me if they can fuck the newswire. Buddy,