Chris Long is good

Go back to school, herb:

Crosby is a genius. He’s forgotten more about hockey than I’ll ever know.

And at 30, he’s Young.

I would have thought the article made no sense. I mean Obama’s oldest daughter wasn’t even born yet when Cobain died. Now we are supposed to believe a baby dyed her hair blue? The whole story would fall apart.

In 20 years if Sasha Obama is an advisor to a president and wants to lie about her youth, she should be held to account too.

The ol’ Mormon curse.

Still having a better night than Ken Giles

The first glimpse I got of this didn’t look so bad. Then I realized his shoe was still entirely on his foot.

Fuck this dumb earth

yeah...I accidentally started dating Sebastian while courting his sister. Was all “hey, sweet motorcycle bro.” and he was “wanna take it for a ride?” and I was like “Hell yeah!”

Leah. I’m going to run a distinguished berry farm and winery while she makes wonderful artesian driftwood carvings. It’s gonna own.

Every time I see Lackey on TV, I think back to many years ago when it was a deal for people to get their first HDTV. My friend got his and had this observation:

The Cubs had to wait 108 years to win a World Series and John Lackey is going to make damn well sure everybody else has to wait 108 years as well.

Opting out of a contract isn’t remotely the same thing as quitting a job. Opting out is a normal and intended part of the labor market of professional sports.

And lost too! It’s like Christmas morning!

You’re burying the lede here.

I feel terrible for the Yankees seeing as they would never stoop to winning through such shenanigans Just kidding, eat all the dicks

-Signed, An Orioles fan