I’m sure you must all feel very proud that your basketball team got off essentially because it was found that your entire university was revealed to be a fraud and not just it’s athletic department.

UNC student-athletes will be thrilled once someone reads this story to them.

Ah yes. The Legend of Cora.

That’s one body part that does not tell lies, I’m told.

There’s something inherently wack about tennis players acting like bad boys. You’re playing tennis tough guy, let’s get real.

Wow. They really failed to qualify.... with a loss to T&T. Fuck me.

The USMNT is an example of something that is actually disrespectful to the troops.

The problem isn’t that Strasburg threw in the bullpen. The problem is that Dusty had him throw 145 pitches in the bullpen.

Being entertained by someone is not the same as being a fan of someone.

If he keeps winning, Canada will continue to love him.

Easily. Pricks like him are much more entertaining than, say, whatever random fuck is ranked 10th in the world, with no chance at winning a major despite being a top ten player. Oh, that guy made it to a quarterfinal and lost, anonymously, again.

Reported the video for containing graphical violence. I don’t want to see awful low effort animation like this on youtube.

I follow Gary Sanchez on Twitter because no matter how many insults you hurl at him, he never blocks.

This bit just made my day

He missed the face paint in quite a few scenes near the end! Unacceptable!

they mustn’t find out 

Gah. Vindicated by Dashboard Confessional just started playing and I have no fucking clue why.

Each line snorted represents a white line in the flag. It’s probably the most patriotic thing he could do.

Seems disrespectful toward veterans and the flag, tbh.