That fact that he stepped over it so well even though it was unnecessary and led to him missing the ball makes me think that he’s been practicing this and just been waiting for his moment to be number 1 on SC top ten.

The finest looking bicycle kick I’ve ever seen.

He can clearly handle the pressure of dancing in front of a Heat home game crowd.

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!!

Filed to DAMN.

Haven’t seen Trout this much on Sale since the last toxic EPA river dump.

No. If you’re a lady who legitimately does just want hookups, it is amazing how quickly half those dudes turn emotional on you, get clingy, want to be jealous of the other guys you’re fucking and can’t handle it. It’s the mere fact that you are the one saying committment isn’t allowed that suddenly makes them do…

Mets vs Blue Jays World Series!

If his clothes are on it’s not a highlight.

Someone else on Deadspin (don’t know who to credit), talked about two old dudes holding each other and exchanging the odd, ineffectual blow. He wasn’t talking about a Lemon Party, though, just the Mayweather-Pacquiao fight.

Please like my sport!

Pal, I’m not sure what to tell you, but a hot dog is a sandwich.

A hot dog is a sandwich.

9.8 m/s^2

“. . . Andruw sees the ball, runs to where it’s hit and waits for it.”

Thankfully the gravitational acceleration in Canada is 9.8 m/sec. Impossible catch to make at 32.2 ft/sec.

A baby with 1 Charisma? Really?

You know that big legal document you click “OK” to before install? Yeah.

Still doesn’t compare to Chicago’s Brookfield Zoo in terms of giving rays the silent treatment.

These MLB suspensions are for the birds.