Next thing you know they’ll want to vote or wear pants or drive.

Thanks, 1800’s gentleman with a long cane and pointy beard!

Upon moving to Detroit, Daniel Norris will find he lives in what locals would refer to as “a mansion”.

“GM Alex Anthopoulos is buying...”

HE IS A VEGAN

The old saying is that there’s no crying in baseball, but since the Mets don’t play baseball what Flores is doing is perfectly fine.

Wow, that ball traveled at least 130 metres.

Does anybody remember The Swan Princess?

Actually 1c would result in instantaneous travel to any destination because of time dilation. Which would make the game entirely boring (or more interesting) for another reason— whoever you wanted to visit would be dead after a few hops spanning more than a 5 or 6 light-decades.

Though if you were actually travelling with a beam of light (or almost as fast), the journey would be over in an instant.

Yume nikki?

Yeah, whatever. Call me when he ollies off a bitch’s tits.

Of course Jose Bautista is following this story, he follows everyone.

He’s on the record as saying nice things about Puerto Ricans, though. I even heard him say, “There’s no such thing as bad PR.”

I hate to be “that guy” but I think there’s been a misunderstanding. It’s actually a workout event and he’s looking for iron men.

#OllieLivesMatter

Josh Duggar, everybody!

Colin Cowherd is just impressed that you even own a computer.

Today’s commenters be all like “Today’s gamers be all like ‘what why is the main character a man helping a woman? Why is it not a black hero? How come I can’t do same sex romance?’” before anyone has even said a word.

He traveled.