They have to rest LeBron more or it’s over on Tuesday. We have five straight games of evidence that doing everything on both ends exhausts him to the point of severely affecting his play around midway through the fourth.

Remember when you weren’t forced to visit websites?

Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

“Who cares?! Why is this news?!” — Person who clicked on the link after knowing what the article was about.

HELLO, if he’s a Nice Guy he won’t do it. Duh. That’s why you should appreciate a Nice Guy, you superficial slut. They can use their fedoras as chinese stars if anyone threatens your safety.

She didn’t appreciate his compliments and drove him to it, obviously.

So, enlighten us, MRAs: How are women supposed to know which of you fucks will pull this on them or not?

Because remember folks, girls kissing girls is hot, and is done for the pleasure of the male readers, but guys kissing guys (at least main male characters being openly bi/gay) is gross.

Well, in the Legler example, if they would have caught one in the grill, Stephen A. would surely wonder why they provoked that kick.

How is that a foul? He got the ball!

Starred because you’re obviously a real man.

It’s rare that you get such a clear, undebatable view of a famous, flaccid dick.

Yeah, but he hashtagged it with #NeverForget. That makes it ok.

I was worried that might be a picture of his jock.

What’s a GM supposed to do?

Oh no, straight people aren’t being represented in this game! Alert the media!

I dunno if any eroge/sex game will ever get awards for being realistic on any front. That said, it’s a ship that is bigger than just six people.

There are female characters in the game, but they’re not romanceable. I did use the word ‘gay’ to describe the game!

Yes homo. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

By the end of the article, I was really starting to wonder if someone was playing an elaborate prank on the family.