in the lab...

I’m expecting him to explicitly declare that this was his “secret motivation”.

I’m looking forward to this jamoke getting elbowed in the face by the devil HS softball catcher.

If I’ve learned anything from sports, it’s that you can’t just deck women at home and expect to get away with it.

I guess they’re still pretty close, and that’s cool and all, but there’s no need to brag about it. My little league coach was there when I lost my virginity, and the tears were in my eyes, and you don’t hear him blubbering to the Mercury News about it. “Act like you been there before,” Coach Barry would say. I did. I d…

2 inches taller?

MJ would have already won the series

Thank god these Finals finally have a scrappy white guy for the media to fellate.

Much like Jesus...

Rule 10.07(g)-

I was caught stealing once. When I was five.

He looked really scared stomping on that lady’s head while she was pinned to the ground

Oh I get it...because they both are black. Not cool man.

“When we were in residency in Florida, Brandi would say, ‘Tony, can we get a couple of vans and go over to watch the [MLS’s] Tampa Bay Mutiny?’ We would get the vans, but it was her idea. She just wanted to watch top-level soccer.”

Well yeah it was almost never taken. It was only taken once.

“Normal but warm” is racist. Obv code for white

I know you said the answer was not 6. But I’m pretty sure it’s actually 6.

If it’s a sort of zig-zag Fibonacci like sequence then the answer would be 5. If you continue the sequence, then it would look like this:

1 3 5 8 14 21
2 4 5 9 13 23 etc.

The zig zag pattern might explain the “devious” remark. I totally suck at puzzles so I don’t usually even bother. But that’s the only thing that makes…

Actually it’s pretty much the same love story as Twilight.

Don’t know whether the pictures or her words were more powerful.