My daughter is also named Jrue

Bautista went 2-4 with a double.

lol. Jays should let Bautista go, but not because of his attitude.

Tell me, was it problematic when he flipped the shit out of his bat?

He was *this* close to saying “bitch” instead of “person”

“the female”

Dude, I’m sure you already know this but if you haven’t seen it already, you’d eat this shit up:

that’s just lipservice to his team

short rest, obviously

he cut his strikeout rate in half, along with his walk rate.

I’m not saying he’s bad, but the kid is batting .273/.314/.423 in Wrigley, which is fine but hardly exceptional

Great 2 win player, yeah. MVP candidate for sure.

Fuck this piece of shit earth

Tomatotroll is a gift upon peoplekind

Always highlight truthers. Back to Deadspin for you

is this real. i hope this is real

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he’s already made some money out of it. over $90,000 in winnings.

Which is what’s refreshing about the series

the feeling of being one person on a battlefield in a big, crazy melee

Didn’t this happen in the majors a few years ago?

No one’s made a Harambe joke yet? Weird.