Yawn.

Can I recommend ‘Up the duff’ by Kaz Cooke. It’s a well regarded Australian pregnancy book that is awesomely irreverent.

Aka Bristol Palin.

People who order babyfuckingchinos should be taken out the back and shot.

Pearly whites.

You should bring bearded clams and meat curtains.

Roast that cauliflower first, and toast some almond meal.

MARLON.

Excuse my foreignness but what is a ‘breakfast sandwich’?

Forget about the plastic wrapped slices, don’t you Americans have CHEESE IN CANS.

I do love how much Japan loves it’s cats.

Cat fight. Note the stomp to head at end. The only good use I’ve for the slow-mo function on my phone.

Cat Fight.

Normcore, everyone should just embrace it.

Loved Elizabeth Moss but couldn’t hack her accent- it was uneven and just plain weird.

In Australia we have ‘The Good Samaritan Act’ which pretty much stipulates that if a company hands over food which they believe is safe and fit for human consumption then their legal responsibility stops when they hand over the food.

On the bright side, Rep. Cecil Bell looks like he will drop dead any day now.

I am Australian and was raised in a rural community with indigenous Australians. I have never heard the word ape being used. There are some genuinely appalling words used by racist pricks wrt First Australians that are used all too frequently but ape isn’t one of them.

Ah, Penny Wong. My favourite politician. Watch her slaughter Joe Hockey. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TulbEJz23uY

thescrubba.com.au - amazing washing machine bag.